Aggie & Leroy

Words & Music John William Carlson ©2020

God damn Aggie and Leroy, man they never know when to stop
They always come around, when I’m outta town
Drink up everything we got

They never bring nothing, like they always do
Then they like to stir the pot…
They like to tell you lies, get you good and hot
Till honey, I’m worried ‘bout you

You know where I’ve been, you know what I do
I’ll tell you plainly and I’ll tell you true….
God damn Aggie and Leroy, they ain’t no friend to you

They found you on the bottom when you were hurt bad
Then they eyed up everything you had
They nod and laugh at what you want to hear
Then they ask you to buy more beer

They always look away when I look ‘em in the eye
They know I know what they’re trying to try
I’ll tell you plainly and I’ll you true
God damn Aggie and Leroy, they ain’t no friend to you

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They been your friends, since before my time
And honey, I said that’s fine
But when they want from you, they talk about me
And that’s where I draw the line

When you’re with them, you’re as cold as ice
I told you once, now I’ll tell you twice
God damn Aggie and Leroy, they ain’t no friend to you

You know where I’ve been, you know what I do
I’ll tell you plainly and I’ll tell you true….
God damn Aggie and Leroy, they ain’t no friend to you